From a recent XKCD comic strip. Marty, at least, will laugh. The rest of you? Maybe. I sure did. I'm really just posting this to appease the goons that Hank sent after me, who are currently holding a cricket bat to the back of my head to make me post. A cricket bat, Hank? Really? Outsourcing your goons now? Buy American goons, I say!
Don't know if it shows up here, but the author of that web comic always includes "flavor text" in the mouse-over message, and this one said "Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'." Heh.