Resistance Is Futile

Mazurland correspondent Ben was speculating about the psychic powers of the Mazur brothers after I did a post on a topic that he and his own brother had talked about just two days prior. And Chris recently sent me evidence that we had scooped (and perhaps mind-influenced) über-blogger Michelle Malkin. Ben joked that he had "picked a terrible day to leave my tinfoil hat at home!" Well, Ben, we at Mazurland are indeed trying to influence minds, particularly those belonging to the tin hat clad moonbats of the far left, and even to the liberal "aluminati". But though there are quite a few people out there who will try to sell you the latest model of aluminum foil hat, we at Mazurland have scientific proof that such efforts are to no avail against the telepathic influence of Mazurland.